Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
you will always have a special place in my vag
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
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Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
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I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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