do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
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im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
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Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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