he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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