Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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