I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
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