You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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