Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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