Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
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Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
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