It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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