...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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