I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
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i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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