woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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