you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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