is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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