He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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