Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
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Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
He passed out mid-signature
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
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You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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