Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
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he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
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What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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