If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
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