no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
This house was built for laser tag.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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