the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
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Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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