p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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