btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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