I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
Randomize
