Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
I have demons in me.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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