I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
So vagazzling was a success
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize
