Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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