Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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