Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Sponge bath it is.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
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And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
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