guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
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you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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