school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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