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You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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