doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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