So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
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Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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