so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
handjob tips. give me some.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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