i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
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I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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