p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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