so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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