The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
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She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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