Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
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