I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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