I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
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