Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Sober January is a disaster.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
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