I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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