Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
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you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
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He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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