The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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