In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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