One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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