Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
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we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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