rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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