i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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