Ketchup is God's man juice
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
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Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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