She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
We left the knife in your bed.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
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