dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
We had to coat check the pizza.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Be still, my beating vagina.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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