Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
Randomize
