In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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