id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
dude you literally had like 30 screwdrivers, i thought you were gonna die
that explains why my vomit smells like it came from florida
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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