you have to choose: penises or morals?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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